Prince Chipley grabs the dragon’s tail after slaying the beast with vim and vigor in hopes of winning the fair princess’s heart.


But even after he explained how he had risked his own life in order to protect and save hers, the princess seemed utterly unimpressed.


What can a baby Cocker Spaniel do? “I just have to win the fair Princess’s heart,” sighed Chipley as he drifted off to sleep.